I know I’m the type of person who has typically wanted to settle down and get married.
For as long as I can remember, I have dreamt of having a spouse and a condo full of children.
I have been looking for my soulmate for my entire existence on this planet and I’m pretty sure that I have found her! Because I have a lot of big plans in our future, I do everything that I can to make my lady thrilled. I want to make sure that my friend and I have a blissful life together. I will go out of my way and get as uncomfortable as possible if it will make her thrilled. I say this, as I sweat through my fourth shirt of the afternoon. It’s only 10:00 a.m., the outdoor air temperature is 95°, and the humidity has been hovering around 85% for the past 2 weeks, but meanwhile, my friend and I cannot operate the central air conditioner inside of our condo because my spouse is a verse to the sensation of cold, dry air washing over her body. Apparently, she does not care about modern cooling systems in a way that most humans do. I did not guess that she had a problem with a/c before my friend and I moved in together. However, I am absolutely dealing with the air temperature discrepancy now. I don’t want my future spouse to be uncomfortable so I have been putting up with her bizarre thermostat settings, although it requires me to be a sizzling and sizzling mess all afternoon. I feel absolutely disgusting without the cool, dry air passing through a central cooling system. I’m especially distraught because she keeps commenting on not looking forward to a life full of perpetually sizzling sheets. My air temperature passivity might be shooting me in the foot.