I guess I’m the type of person who has always wanted to settle down and get married.
For as long as I can remember, I have dreamt of having a wife and a house full of children.
I have been looking for my soulmate for my entire existence on this planet and I’m pretty sure that I have found her. Because I have a lot of big plans in our future, I do everything that I can to make my lady happy. I want to make sure that we have a blissful life together. I will go out of my way and get as uncomfortable as possible if it will make her happy. I say this, as I sweat through my third shirt of the day. It’s only 10:00 a.m., the outdoor air temperature is 95°, and the humidity has been hovering around 85% for the past 2 weeks. Meanwhile, we cannot operate the central air conditioning system inside of our house because my wife is a verse to the sensation of cold, dry air washing over her body. Apparently, she does not appreciate modern cooling systems in a way that most humans do. I did not recognize that she had a problem with air conditioning before we moved in together. However, I am certainly dealing with the air temperature discrepancy now. I don’t want my future wife to be uncomfortable so I have been putting up with her strange thermostat settings, although it requires me to be a hot and sweaty mess all day. I feel absolutely disgusting without the cool, dry air passing through a central cooling system. I’m especially worried because she keeps commenting on not looking forward to a life full of perpetually sweaty sheets. My air temperature passivity might be shooting me in the foot.